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James
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just reading some articles in preparation for my new job in a couple of weeks. Came across this beauty.

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Arriving at your new office with a box of Celebrations is a good thing. Or you might bake a cake for your new co-workers, or maybe buy a lollipop for everyone in your new team.


Colin
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Bake them a space cake
James
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hash brownies
mattk
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Bake them a space cake


pmsl
sand-eel
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get them each a bottle of vintage 52 TBH.
Stuart H
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
box of roses ftw pmsl
Colin
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TBH if anyone brought anything like suggested to the 1st day in a new job you would automatically think 'serial killer' wouldnt you.....
Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Bring in porn mags for the lads and tea towels for the birds. You will be top cat in the office in no time

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Colin
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22nd Jul 09 at 23:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I usually just offer my sweaty palm as a welcome, safe in the knowledge that I didnt wash my hands the last tiime I went for a piss. That way if they turn out to be a cunt I already have one up on them.
Ste
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I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

 
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