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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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7th Jul 09 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Project Fail....

Never really bothered mentioning this car on here, it was one I had in January / February and then sort of gave up and sold it....

Found some pics of it on the memory card, so thought i'd upload, something for you to read anyway...

Well phoned a guy up from stratford and half an hour later I went to pick up a Corsa.

2 Hours later, the car decided to throw a rod through the block! Making a lovely hole







Sprayed my mates mr2 with various bits of rod and general metal. After paying some chav £20 to tow me home, I left the lights on for a few mins and the car battery decided to die.

So windows down, and alarm not working, it's sat outside on the drive in the pissing rain overnight.



After it sat on the drive a few days, I thought it'd be best if I started to look for another engine....









Anyway... In comes a Gsi with a redtop in it





And out the engine comes





Also off with the boot due to gash smooth boot on the white one;





Out comes the holey engine









TA DA!!!!!! lol







Impressive...



Cleaningsss..





New redtop... geddit?



Block out...





Whilst smashing windscreen



BROTHERS



4.0 32v FTW



Wank wank



Time to change the cams over....



But decided whole head in the end, due to so much hassle from dizzy to dispack etc! Ended up taking lifters out, giving them a good clean and then putting cam caps and cams back on.

On with the newer mount... brap



And up with the new engine... brap brap



After soring all the shit out





3am finish...









12 hours later.... DEAD



Old engine





Cause of engine dying... Woodruf key (sp) came loose, fucking the timing up and bending 16valves

Head off...







Valves removed, which took fucking ages due to how bent they were!



Engine in the boot whilst -100mm down.... Lolz



With a touch more money spent.... Working again... then disaster AGAIN

Most random electrical fault EVER

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=106529406921

Once that was sorted, the car worked for a bit....









Everything just kept going wrong.... rad decided to burst, wheels fall off, more electrical problems, idle control valve, Mass air flow, spark plugs, leads... EVERYthing went wrong, the car was cursed!!

Some of the car's highlights....

I have lovely friends...





Sorry for racismz

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=106529896921

And one vid of the corsa chavvin it large...

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=106528776921

Bought the car for £1650, sold it for £850 when it was running OK, after all the time and effort spent....

Just one of those car's I guess.


flybikeslee
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7th Jul 09 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sods law eh
Adam-D
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7th Jul 09 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

anything to do with the plate......?
john_c20xe
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Location: Eastbourne, EastSussex
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7th Jul 09 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
anything to do with the plate......?


hmmm...
Wrighty
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Location: Howden
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7th Jul 09 at 22:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

bad luck or what
Nick-S
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Registered: 3rd Mar 04
Location: Leigh. Drives: RS Megane 230 F1 Team R26
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7th Jul 09 at 22:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you unlucky basterd
sand-eel
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Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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7th Jul 09 at 22:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mental electrical issue indeed
Whittie
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willay
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8th Jul 09 at 11:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

why did it go in the first place
Whittie
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8th Jul 09 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Lack of oil i'm assuming. Rather annoying!
willay
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8th Jul 09 at 12:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

didnt you check the oil when you got it? all abit of a bummer
Whittie
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8th Jul 09 at 12:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Was pissing it down, lad said it had recently had a service.

NEVER VIEW A CAR IN THE DARK

Tom G
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adam2598
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9th Jul 09 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tom G








i really dont see the funny side of this.........................you say sorry for the racism but why put it up to start with?
richc
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9th Jul 09 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Was pissing it down, lad said it had recently had a service.

NEVER VIEW A CAR IN THE DARK




Tut tut. Could you hear it didnt sound very smooth?
Whittie
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9th Jul 09 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by adam2598
quote:
Originally posted by Tom G

[img]http://www.corsasport.co.uk/carimages/8781/DSC00367.JPG






i really dont see the funny side of this.........................you say sorry for the racism but why put it up to start with?


Its light hearted, I'm guessing you're not white.

Sorry if its offensive towards you......

[Edited on 09-07-2009 by Whittie]
Whittie
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9th Jul 09 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by richc
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Was pissing it down, lad said it had recently had a service.

NEVER VIEW A CAR IN THE DARK




Tut tut. Could you hear it didnt sound very smooth?


Sounded okay, oil level was fine though which was a little bizarre.
Corsa_Quadz
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12th Aug 09 at 11:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Coming along well


































much love
Whittie
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12th Aug 09 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tax reminder came through for this yesterday, ended up declaring it sorn, i've sent all necessary forms off, so if the dvla cba to change owner over then its sorn in my eyes
DannyB
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12th Aug 09 at 11:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I feel a new project coming
Whittie
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12th Aug 09 at 11:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Me too
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Whittie
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Bitch on a pension suck my dong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6VITMvMPMU&feature=related

[Edited on 12-08-2009 by Whittie]
Jakey
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Stokie Dave
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Used to get ragged to hell and back when it lived in Stoke, I'm not surprised it was doomed

 
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