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IvIarkgraham
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20th Aug 09 at 08:38   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

fucking totally pissed off with one retard i work with

here's an example of what he did tonight!

basically we had a job in last night a batch of 6 parts
each had its own identity number so each part and tag has to be numbered so the tags go back on the correct part

so he numbered them 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 7

get a fucking grip!

secondly, where possible we try to do jobs in numerical order

so the job above was 85 so what was the next job he went to? yes 86!

no wait that would be sensible so instead he went to 88


fuck off you knob
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this is funny, i work with some right monkeys in my place too, jus the other day someone got on the forklift to put a barrel of oil on a van and slammed the brakes on to find the barell rolling through the carpark, only to smash into a brand new van!

In your case hand in an abacus so he can find the number between 5 and 7
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20th Aug 09 at 08:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tonight? its 9:55 in the morning
IvIarkgraham
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Quadz
this is funny, i work with some right monkeys in my place too, jus the other day someone got on the forklift to put a barrel of oil on a van and slammed the brakes on to find the barell rolling through the carpark, only to smash into a brand new van!

In your case hand in an abacus so he can find the number between 5 and 7


dont get me started on his fork lift driving!

he scrapped a 30k part last week

in the 5 years he has worked here he has scrapped 6 of these
IvIarkgraham
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
tonight? its 9:55 in the morning


i work nights so last night/ this morning
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Is he dyslexic or something?
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no just a cock face
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
dont get me started on his fork lift driving!

he scrapped a 30k part last week

in the 5 years he has worked here he has scrapped 6 of these


More fool your bosses for keeping him on.

£180k in 5yrs is not the sort of thing that keeps you your job.

 
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