oceansoul
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A man walks into a bar in ireland. He sees a huge jar of pound coins sitting on the counter in front of him.
Puzzled by this he asks the barman, "Whats this for?"
to which the barman replies "Well, theres a horse out back, if you can make him laugh then you can have the jar, it costs a pound to do it"
So the man decides to have a go. He deposits his pound in the jar and walks out back.
Less than 2 minutes later the man walks back in and the horse can be heard laughing. He takes the jar of pound coins and leaves.
Six months later the man decides to go back to the bar. He walks in and sees a new jar on the counter. Again he's puzzled by this. He asks the barman "Whats this for?"
The barman replies "Well since you won the last jar, now you have to deposit a pound and make the same horse cry"
The man thinks to himself for a while and decides to have a go, he deposits his pound in the jar and goes outside to the horse.
Less than 2 minutes later the man walks in and the horse is heard crying. He goes to take the jar of pound coins but is stopped by the barman.
The barman says "Hold on a sec there mate, you've gotta tell me how you did that, thats twice now"
So the man puts his jar back down on the counter and sits at the bar and the barman pours him a pint. The man says "Six months ago, you asked me to make the horse laugh, so i went and i told him that i had a bigger dick than him"
The barman laughs and says "Thats fair enough mate?"
The man then says "Now i've come back and you've asked me to make the horse cry...so i showed him"
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BarnshaW
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*JonnyG*
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Love that joke.
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nathy_87
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Cosmo
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NWS?
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MarkSport
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thats ace
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Colin
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
NWS?
Not Worth Seeing
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Colin
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
NWS?
Not Worth Seeing
I was wondering if thats what he actually meant.
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oceansoul
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it was nws on another forum
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Cosmo
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Its a bit of text, hardly nsfw
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Twiggy
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God thats worse than mine the other day.... and i forgot to put the punch line in!!!
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J da Silva
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Not Work Safe? cretinheads!
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Adam-D
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actually laughed
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noshua
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Shouldn't it be Euro instead of Pound?
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Jamie-C
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I d
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Jamie-C
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quote: Originally posted by noshua
Shouldn't it be Euro instead of Pound?
Maybe it was NI. Sterling here.
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am4nf
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Little gypsy girl opens caravan door and shouts
"MAM how do I put me knickers on again?"
mam says " how many more times, yellow to the front brown to the back!"
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Anty
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lmao good one..
any more?
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am4nf
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ive got loads but my laptop is just about to die so will post more tomorrow
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am4nf
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a scottish paedophile has raised a dispute with ebay
He claims a wii gameboy he recieved isnt what he was expecting
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noshua
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As it's the school holidays and me being a big kid I decided to join in a water fight with the paki kids next door. Soon as the kettles boiled i'm out there
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GF-91
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A vicar goes into a Premier Inn and after he books a room he says to the receptionist
"i hope the porn channel is disabled"
the receptionist replies
"no its regular porn you sick twat"
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GF-91
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Scientists found a link between shrimps and women :
the head is full of shit but the pink bit tastes nice.
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GF-91
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Scientists say that women have 5% of intelligent DNA in them in their lifetime,
but they spit it out
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