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17th Nov 09 at 00:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The red wire said to the black wire "Why are you so sad?"
The black wire replied "I've been grounded."

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Wires cant talk.
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Don't be so negative.
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Two atoms are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Wait, wait, we have to go back. I've lost an electron somewhere."
The second atom says, "Really? Are you sure?"

To which the first atom replies, "Yes. I'm positive."

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Don't be so negative.


It was funnier before you swapped the posts around
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The humour police said those jokes are so bad I could be charged and placed in a cell!

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Your threats don't phase me.
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This thread has potential

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Originally posted by Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
This thread has potential


Yes, it's positively electrifying.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
The Brown wire said to the Blue wire "Why are you so sad?"
The Blue wire replied "I've been grounded."


Corrected for 17th Edition Regs
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I am in shocked that these are soooo bad!
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Shockingly crap jokes.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ste W
Two atoms are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Wait, wait, we have to go back. I've lost an electron somewhere."
The second atom says, "Really? Are you sure?"

To which the first atom replies, "Yes. I'm positive."


I like that one lol

 
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