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Tiger
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20th Nov 09 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

quote:

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
'wearing the sausage'


[Edited on 20-11-2009 by Tiger]
Jake
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ive laughed at every single one. its getting added to favourite
SVM 286
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'Ploughing the minnow'
Jake
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quote:
Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates

slamming the ivory batmobile
ste_p23
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He was so drunk, he was literally

munching the bed.

Following me around now? Thats just sick!
JonnyJ
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Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
snuggling the oboe!


I wish

LOL

Every morning, he woke up
dipping the wookie.


[Edited on 20-11-2009 by JonnyJ]
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They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
delegating the pork warlock.
JonnyJ
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These are brilliant

She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
lubricating the Mexican beaver.

I couldn't believe my luck as she started
shaking hands with the sacred heat-seeking polka.

You should have seen your face! You looked like you were pressure washing the Welsh fishbowl.

Cross-examination revealed that he had a great deal of experience denting the darkness.

In fifty years, would people of our age still call it
corrupting the darkness?
Nick-S
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20th Nov 09 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
lubricating the pocket heat-seeking banana.



[Edited on 20-11-2009 by GSi_16v]
Cosmo
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20th Nov 09 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fairly apt given the wannabe Australian thread starter...

I feel like
toggling the ham prisoner.
Tiger
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20th Nov 09 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Fairly apt given the wannabe Australian thread starter...

I feel like
toggling the ham prisoner.


Cosmo
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convict wannabe
Tiger
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She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were
bending the weasel.
Cosmo
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One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while
hitting the ol' Nantucket pocket monkey.
mattfiesta
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Shut the door! I'm
corrupting the paté!
lostboy
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Unbeknownst to me, they were all
running down the rubber glass hose.
DaveyLC
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You should have seen your face! You looked like you were blowing the pigeon.
Matty SRi
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20th Nov 09 at 20:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It was, of course, difficult to believe he could have been "accidentally"
lubricating the bulldog.

haha
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20th Nov 09 at 20:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates

punching the badger.
sand-eel
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Then, I had to sit next to some crazy guy on the bus who was apparently

laminating the walrus.


haven't laughed this much in ages.
Andy Stocker
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Every morning, he woke up

kissing the legendary paisley ocelot.
Tom G
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One thing I could never figure out was how he kept his shoes on while

slamming the chicken.
Jake
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20th Nov 09 at 21:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Arriving home early, she was shocked to walk in on her roommates

punching the badger.
DizzyRebel
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20th Nov 09 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Needless to say, I promptly began

spreading the pork basket.


In fifty years, would people of our age still call it

playing with the bald immigrant?



[Edited on 20-11-2009 by DizzyRebel]
Doug
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The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
double-parking the object.

 
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