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Author JOKE
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15th May 03 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time when he
finally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I can
take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your
continued bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you
please change the subject?

We did.

Shortly thereafter.....my friend had to to to the bathroom and
the burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.

They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came
out, I asked my friend "What happened in there?"

He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can.......Well he
pulled a RAZOR ON ME!

Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have
ever been in a pickle if he had found a place to PLUG IT IN!
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Brett
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15th May 03 at 12:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you were starved of oxygen at birth
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did you make that up yourself? i beleive you deserve a slap around the face for that....hang your head in shame!
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Lame
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Trotty
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Not good I'm afraid...
Pete__2
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15th May 03 at 12:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its called boredom!!
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ROFLMFAO that sucks!

 
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