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Andrew
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tonight managed to get myself stuck in a field

Recovery come to the rescue, a farmer and his gorgeous daughter
chloe16v
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
wtf was you doing driving into a field?
Nath
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
wtf was you doing driving into a field?


Dont wanna know tbh.
AK
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dogging
Andrew
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got a bit lost and decided to use the edge bit of a field to turn around in. Couldn't get out not matter what i tried.
Root
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
Got a bit lost and decided to use the edge bit of a field to turn around in. Couldn't get out not matter what i tried.


been there, done that lol
Jay
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ha where was that
Root
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near louth, i set out on a 50 mile journey, made it about 16 miles and got stuck in a field lol. I kept reversing to try get a run up but in the end it all went to shit. Was towed out by 4x4 that also almost became stuck. Cost me £25 to get unstuck. Farmers are dickheads
scoob
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:54   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Root
near louth, i set out on a 50 mile journey, made it about 16 miles and got stuck in a field lol. I kept reversing to try get a run up but in the end it all went to shit. Was towed out by 4x4 that also almost became stuck. Cost me £25 to get unstuck. Farmers are dickheads



how the hell did you do that
Andrew
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23rd Feb 10 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was temptered to ask his daughter out.. Had second thoughts though just incase this guy left me to it

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Originally posted by JayM
Ha where was that


Warrington mate. M62 was a nightmere tonight so took a detour.
Ste
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23rd Feb 10 at 22:05   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Root
Was towed out by 4x4 that also almost became stuck. Cost me £25 to get unstuck. Farmers are dickheads


So you drive onto somebodies land that is his livelyhood, damage his crop and cost him money, then call him a dickhead for charging you £25 to tow you out when he could have justifyably called the police and had your car taken away and crushed for criminal damage.

Let's hope you never get stuck in one of my fields!

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Andrew
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23rd Feb 10 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Guys are just trying to make an honest living like the rest of us.

My little mishap was a genuine mistake and have learned not to drive onto grass again if i can't see how soaked it is The guy who pulled me out was sound as!! He rented the land oposite for his daughter for her horses. His daughter offered to make me a brew and even food. I can't thank them enough!!
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23rd Feb 10 at 22:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
More like you pulled over for a bit of dogging and got stuck.

WRLFC !

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nathy_87
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23rd Feb 10 at 22:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Blimey, you were lucky then Andrew. Did you take up on her offer?
Andrew
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23rd Feb 10 at 23:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sadly not 5 door Polo.

Was quite worried about damaging the van as we couldn't get it out with a truck. Guy ended up getting a digger to pull me out I was also covered in mud and didn't facny going back into their house.
chloe16v
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23rd Feb 10 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
could have asked her to shower you down
Andrew
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23rd Feb 10 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Think the gun may have gone off
noshua
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Nothing wrong with pre-mature ejaculation pal
Colin
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23rd Feb 10 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pugnut - 'Back doors of the berlingo eagle spread.....lights flashing, waiting'.

Farmer - Who the fucks this arsehole in my field now.

Daughter - Yeah he looks a bit rapey, best offer him some food.

Pugnut - Oh man oh man wait until the boys hear bout this.

THE END!
Andrew
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24th Feb 10 at 00:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I just wanted to get home quicker, ended up spending an extra hour stuck in a field That will learn me!!
x14xe sport
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24th Feb 10 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew


Recovery come to the rescue, a farmer and his gorgeous daughter


pics of said daughter??
adiohead
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24th Feb 10 at 10:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by x14xe sport
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew


Recovery come to the rescue, a farmer and his gorgeous daughter


pics of said daughter??




Jambo
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