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Author nothing quite says 'caught looking at porn'
Jake
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when your mum walks in on you looking at the google homepage
Mike
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Amateur
Root
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lmao
Nick-S
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_Allan_
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Most sensitive part of your body when having a danger wank.....



Your ears
Tom G
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Ben G
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we've all been there mate

just tell her its normal and natural and to be glad you wasn't fapping off to 2 blokes bumming.
Mike
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I'll admit I've had a few times were I've ended up hugging the screen on my laptop cos it's stupidly slow and decided to lock up at the worst possible moment

'What, I'm just streching'
Root
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lmao, the alt+tab method was quickest back in the day but i was caught a couple of times, and in the act with ex's. lmao
AndyKent
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My mate reckons if his mum comes in he hits the reset button on the tower. Sitting at a blank screen doesn't look at all obvious then
LukeS
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so while its all good and well getting caught and not having porn on the screen, but what about the pants around your ankles?
Ian W
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When me and my brother both lived at home I used to reguarly catch him knocking one out. As soon as I would walk in the room he would switch his screen off and his jeans would be undone
nathy_87
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Alt + F4.

Simples.
A1EX
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most frightening part is the quick scramble as you realise someones at your door about to turn the handle
Scotty C
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2nd Apr 10 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mates been cought pullin his meat over porn with lube right next to him
Skylined
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Some lad at school had a marathon wanking sesh and his parents walked in on him collapsed out of exhaustion, head on the keyboard with cock in hand and some granny scan porn left on the screen.
John
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That didn't really happen did it.
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by John
That didn't really happen did it.


Skylined
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well maybe not the granny bit, but the rest did
Marc
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Think my neighbour caught me viewing porn once.

Let me explain

I was sat in the front room browsing and the door went. I'm not entirely sure but if she had peered in she would have seen the laptop on a stool with porn on it
sc0ott
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why would you be on google when theres redtube available for free.
Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
well maybe not the granny bit, but the rest did


who told the story first of all?

Him??? Doubt it


His parents??? Nope


Didn't happen mate
Scotty_B
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Danger Wank

 
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