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3CorsaMeal
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4th Jun 10 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How do you wipe your bum?

Do you stay seated and roll onto one cheek and wipe, or do you lean forward and hover over the toilet?
3CorsaMeal
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4th Jun 10 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Don't pretend you don't know
Matt L
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4th Jun 10 at 10:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wasnt there a thread about this a while ago? who the funk stands up? thats just weird.
Marc
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4th Jun 10 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where is the which way do you wipe poll?
Matt L
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4th Jun 10 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=501809

http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=501800

lolz
3CorsaMeal
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4th Jun 10 at 10:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=501809

http://corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=501800

lolz



how weird is that, the same poll posted a year ago to the day
mwg
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4th Jun 10 at 10:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stand up obviously.
Robbo
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4th Jun 10 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stand up, bottom half naked... you cant wipe properly sat fdown or with your legs restrained by pants/trousers!
gravesy
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4th Jun 10 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stand up, one wet wipe, one dry. Job done in two strokes.
Fro
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4th Jun 10 at 10:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm a sitter on the shitter

[Edited on 04-06-2010 by fro-dizzle]
gravesy
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4th Jun 10 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
stand up, bottom half naked... you cant wipe properly sat fdown or with your legs restrained by pants/trousers!


One leg out only for a quick exit. That way you get get your knees apart so you can lean forward and read.
RichR
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4th Jun 10 at 11:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do you wipe or dab?
gravesy
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4th Jun 10 at 11:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by LiVe LeE
do you wipe or dab?


Wipe from the barse to the crack.
mwg
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4th Jun 10 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dab? WTF
Conway563
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4th Jun 10 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I used to stand, now I sit.
Sitting is much more effective
Scotty_B
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4th Jun 10 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Raise the right cheek and wipe
Tomnova16
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4th Jun 10 at 11:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i use a Ba'day


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
jezza
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4th Jun 10 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Stand! Although this sitting technique sounds interesting, and I need a poo, so I will report back soon.
Jambo
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4th Jun 10 at 14:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
i use a Ba'day


la di daa
kz
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4th Jun 10 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

People wipe their bums?
Budgie
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4th Jun 10 at 15:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

one of my gfs from way back asked me what thrush was?
i was like
i said it could of been to do with wiping the wrong way when your on the toilet

still havent found out what it is
Tomnova16
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4th Jun 10 at 15:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
i use a Ba'day


la di daa


its for washing your backside roight


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter

 
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