Corsa_Ash
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I was crying wiv laughter afta i read these.....had 2 share them wiv u all
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.
I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!
Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!
You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!
Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.
Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."
All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.
I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important.
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Adam
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this was posted when the film came out before some good bits tho
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si_reading
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Sooty
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fucking hilarious
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someone
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Stone Cold Rattlesnake
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ahahahaha
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Wolfy
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hahahahahahaha.. just printed it out n gonna send it to my mate whos a manager at maccys down the road. hehehaha!
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jay@ffwd
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Location: Worcester
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class
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Hillzlo
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Sooo funny.
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MarkM
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Location: Liverpool
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ok not hilarious...in fact I didnt read it all.
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madboutcars
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Registered: 21st Nov 02
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quote:
Originally posted by sport16v
ok not hilarious...in fact I didnt read it all.
Same ere
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Red_SXi
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Registered: 23rd Sep 02
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I read it, but unfortunately i'm not fimiliar with the exact words in the fast and furious, as i've only watched it once due to the fact i'm not sad
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Corsa_Ash
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Registered: 6th Sep 02
Location: Newport, South Wales - WCM
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Fair play...sum of u ppl r proper miserable!!!
"Oh...i aint sad cos aint watched it more than once" You sound like a sad lil 12 yr old by sayin that. Put it on cos thought it was funny...made me laugh a lot neway.
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Hillzlo
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Made me laugh too 
[Edited on 29-05-2003 by Hillzlo]
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kinkycorsa
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PMSL
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luca2020
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Registered: 26th May 02
Location: Maidstone, Kent
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quality!
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IntaCepta
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Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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i only watched it once, and i got the jist of the lines..
seen it before, thought it was funny
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