Limecat
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@ SportBoy.
quote: Originally posted by John
Hi mate, thanks for your time
Sorry, I can't read anything other than the fact you are a boring TWAT.
Obviously, I am trying hard though? Dickhead.
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Jules S
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Is that a dead cat there?
If so,
On topic: I had campylobacter food poisoning earlier this year, so about twice daily back then
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DannyB
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You've tempted fate now, I went for a shit not long ago and I just farted and nearly shat myself, although I did just get out the shower so I'm still a bit wet, could be that. It didnt feel good though.
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Ingham
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
You've tempted fate now, I went for a shit not long ago and I just farted and nearly shat myself, although I did just get out the shower so I'm still a bit wet, could be that. It didnt feel good though.
Why is when you pump in the shower it smells THAT much worse?
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Neil
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Registered: 2nd Nov 03
Location: Newcastle Drives: E46 MSport Coupe
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quote: Originally posted by SportBoy
couple of years ago i was having a bath and felt a fart brew .... it wasnt a fart
http://nly.gd/ljjy
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ashleh
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http://lifeandpoo.tumblr.com/
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Shell
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quote: Originally posted by LETGSI16V
@ SportBoy.
quote: Originally posted by John
Hi mate, thanks for your time
Sorry, I can't read anything other than the fact you are a boring TWAT.
Obviously, I am trying hard though? Dickhead.
You do try way too hard It's as though you fee the need to emulate Seth style rages but even he isnt amusing half the time. I'm just saying, just be your normal self that occasionally crops up in here.
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DaveyLC
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Last time I shat myself I was about 9 or 10.. I was at my grandads and down the bottom of the garden in the woods (I say garden it was more of a field).. I got the urge so I started heading home, I had to scramble up a very steep hill to get back up to the garden and when i got to the top my bowels were almost at critical mass so I decided to make a sprint for it... BIG FAIL! As soon as I tensed my muscles to run my arse erupted and a watery shit-spray run down my legs .
Quite possibly the most shameful walk of my life!
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taylorboosh
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i did it after the wporld cup opener against usa, was ill off the bud leaned over t be sick, convulsion, splat...
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