Tommy
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How do u know a woman is gonna say something intelligent ????
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She starts the sentance off with " A man once told me .... "
[Edited on 05-06-2003 by LoudandLow]
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Tommy
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How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer ??
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None she should have opened it in the first place
[Edited on 05-06-2003 by LoudandLow]
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ajscorsa
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 and sentance is spelt like that <<
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Sam
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A bottle of bear?
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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by ajscorsa
and sentance is spelt like that <<
No 'a' in sentence...
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ajscorsa
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ssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Tommy
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i had to do it quick boss was coming
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ajscorsa
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good excuse my boss was coming too 
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Tommy
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Once upon a time there was a blonde. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over. "That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman.
"Sure.", said the sheep herder. So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?", queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
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Tommy
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A blonde and her two friends a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. And for years and years they lived there, one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life. I wish I was home.", and POOF she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place stinks, I wish I was home with my family also.", and POOF she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her, "My dear what is the matter?" The blonde replies, "I wish my friends were here."
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Tom
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A Blonde woman who was badly in debt decided that she was going to kidnapp a small child and demand a ransom.
She goes to the local park and picks up a little boy, takes him over behind a tree and writes out a note @ I have your son, leave £10K behind the oak tree in the park at 7 am tomorrow" Signed the blonde
Sticks the note to the boy and sends him home...
She goes back the next morning to the oak tree in the park and theres £10k there with a note saying "damn you for doing this to a fellow blonde"
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Tommy
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thats crap
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