Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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1 Post per person, 1 joke per post....
GO!
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weedon
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Registered: 29th Sep 08
Location: Eastwood, Nottinghamshire
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Why can't you fool Lily allens baby? because it wasn't born yesterday
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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I'll echo a joke from a previous thread because it's so awesome...
What do you get when you cross Harvey Price with a Pritt Stick?
Sticky black spastic
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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The person I need to cheer up works with disabled kids for a living, so probably not the best two examples
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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Bissmire
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Registered: 30th Sep 08
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A couple are having sex outside at night, when the man says 'I wish I had a torch'
The women replies, 'so do I, you've been licking that slug on the grass for the last ten minutes'.
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Jamie-C
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Registered: 3rd Jun 08
Location: Ballycastle
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Your mother is like a bike with no breaks
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p
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Registered: 20th Apr 04
Location: England
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Cosmo
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Matt.H
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Registered: 12th Mar 03
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I had a super wank last night. Its just like a normal wank but I get to wear a cape.
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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your mothers like a matress with legs.
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Dr Pepper
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Registered: 21st Sep 02
Location: oxford Drives Renault Clio RS200
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Did you hear about Evil Kenevils cousin from alabama ..... his name was Ku Klux Kenevil ...... He tried to jump over a thousand niggers with a steamroller
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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My girlfriend takes me by the hand and leads me down to the games room.
She gets on top of the snooker table and onto her hands and knees.
She's got on a skirt and I can see she's not wearing any knickers.
"Your choice," she says. "Pink or brown."
I said, "How the fuck can I play snooker when you're on the table?!"
Stupid cow.
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SXIBLK
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Registered: 9th Feb 10
Location: Barnoldswick
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I bought the missus a pair of Liverpool knickers over the weekend... 2 yanks and they're down.
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Arguing with my wife is like comparing dick sizes with a nigger, I'll never win.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Just shows you how much we rely on twisted jokes
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Limecat
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Registered: 25th Jun 05
Location: The Internet
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Why does it take two gay men to rape a girl?
One holds her down while the other does her hair.
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