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13th Dec 10 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just cut my finger quite deep while chopping an onion

throbs like fcuk, not had one of these cuts for a while.

last time was when i bottled a tree, then stabbed the tree with the broken bottle and my hand slid down the bottle and got all cut up Trees are hard
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I wouldn't say trees were hard, their bark is worse than their bite
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Rub some oinion juice in it, sort it right out.

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13th Dec 10 at 14:59   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lesson for today is buy pre chopped onions or get the mrs to do it

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my mum put the plaster on for me
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did you tell her you had a cut on your cock too

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tom wtf
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
did you tell her you had a cut on your cock too


and i'm weird for thinking your dog has a dildo nose
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you are weird for thinking my dog has a dildo nose and cutting your penis on purpose for your mum to kiss it better

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