Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
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I've got to buy for a friend, but as usual the company have left it to lastminute.com
Offensive and funny presents are preferred, but heres some info about the guy I have to buy for;
- He drives a yellow SKODA (vrs)
- Im sure he has OCD
- Him & his misses have not long had a baby
- He's recently made inapproperiate jokes about kids and instead of laughing along, we've made him feel bad
Any thoughts?
[Edited on 14-12-2010 by Bart]
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SR91
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Membership to the peadophillia & necrophilia appreciation accosiation...
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Gary
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Make him a peado bear to go on his desk.
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GF-91
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Hand him a dead baby.
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3CorsaMeal
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wank into your hand and throw it at him
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
wank into your hand and throw it at him
Spiderman!
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stuartmitchell
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I'm getting mine a goldfish
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flybikeslee
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price range?
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P1CK4D
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quote: Originally posted by flybikeslee
price range?
Whats one of those?
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Twiggy
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PMSL!
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Bart
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<£10 ideally, not essiental though
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chrisritch
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Location: Northants Drives: V40
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a gypsy
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DannyB
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http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/product_detail-prodID~12068.htm
Stick it to his monitor
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
http://www.bedtimeheaven.co.uk/product_detail-prodID~12068.htm
Stick it to his monitor
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chrisritch
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i clicked the link at work, saw 6" african american dong in the title bar and immediately clicked the red X
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Jamie Walby
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Butt plug
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Bart
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really dont know why I bother
Although I expected this, I thought there might be one sensible suggestion... how wrong
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Jamie Walby
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Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?
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antnee
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quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?
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Bart
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quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?
Is there any mention of him liking Anal activities in my OP?
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Jamie Walby
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quote: Originally posted by Bart
quote: Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Can you please explain to me exactly how butt plug is not a sensible suggestion?
Is there any mention of him liking Anal activities in my OP?
Drives a yellow Skoda. Pretty anal.
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flybikeslee
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£10 in pennies
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Russ
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sat nav
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