scunnylad
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Having an argument with the girlfriend on who would win a fight between Bruce Lee or chuck Norris.
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DannyB
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Bruce Lee
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ssj_kakarot
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no one knows so its pointless to even theorise about it let alone argue
unless you want to load a shit toone of statistics into spss and run some anaylsis or something
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sc0ott
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Bruce lee.
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Twitch
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chuck norris ofc.
They say Chuck Norris has already been to Mars and that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Russ
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Bruce would kill him
Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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alan-g-w
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quote: Originally posted by Twitch
chuck norris ofc.
They say Chuck Norris has already been to Mars and that's why there are no signs of life there.
This.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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sand-eel
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No one because the whole thing is shit and gay!
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DannyB
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Chuck Norris is so hard I can't remember the rest of the story but your mother is a whore
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Winemaker
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Bruce Lee, hands down winner, if you could revive him and bring him back to life or get his corpse and beat Chuck Norris to death with it.
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davcohen
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Dont forget Bruce taught him how to fight
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sc0ott
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Tony jaa would kill bruce lee though.
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N3CRO
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quote: Originally posted by alan-g-w
quote: Originally posted by Twitch
chuck norris ofc.
They say Chuck Norris has already been to Mars and that's why there are no signs of life there.
This.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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bigboykarl
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when the boogey monster goes to bed he checks the closet for chuck norris
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AlunJ
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http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Chuck+Norris&word2=Bruce+Lee
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Budgie
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even tho Chuck 'fuckin' Norris is awesome he is no match for Bruce Lee's dragon fighting style. fact.
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Budgie
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quote: Originally posted by AlunJ
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Chuck+Norris&word2=Bruce+Lee
just did Jesus vs Santa. its a close one
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taylorboosh
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Chuck norris is an actual fighter. Bruce lee was an actor
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sc0ott
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Bruce was more than just an actor.
Did anyone know brandon lee from the film the crow was bruces son?
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Russ
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Really sc0ott???????
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alan-g-w
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quote: Originally posted by sc0ott
Bruce was more than just an actor.
Did anyone know brandon lee from the film the crow was bruces son?
Did you know he was shot 'by mistake' during filming when someone changed the blanks in a gun for real bullets?
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sc0ott
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Sure did.
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Tommy
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quote: Originally posted by john-d
Chuck norris is an actual fighter. Bruce lee was an actor
Is this some sort of a joke ??
I dont think check norris set up martial arts schools that have now been set up all over the world.
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
Again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqzQ2qrtBeg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Did the winner take the pussy home?
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