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noshua
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i went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread. the fucking birds were all over me


stu_c
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the missus went to a fancy dress party last week but couldnt find anything to wear so i told her to pull her pissflaps over her head and go as a SUGARPUFF!!
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the missus went to a fancy dress party last week but couldnt find anything to wear so i told her to pull her pissflaps over her head and go as a SUGARPUFF!!


you do realise this is a joke thread

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if i got a ban for the smarties/muslim joke, its 100% favouritism on Ians behalf, i don't see any difference between my jokes and some in here.

this thread has gone in my printer friendly collection for evidence.

i am dissatisfied with the service around here

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Originally posted by stu_c
the missus went to a fancy dress party last week but couldnt find anything to wear so i told her to pull her pissflaps over her head and go as a SUGARPUFF!!


you do realise this is a joke thread


well it made me laugh when i heard it
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6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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6 out of 7 JR's are not happy.


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I met this girl in the park last night. As soon as I saw her I knew she would be mine. I asked her the time. There was a spark in the air. I gave her the eye and gently laid her down on the grass. As we made passionate love I thought to myself ''These taser guns are well worth the money".
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Walking down the street just now I saw a nigger carrying a telly. I thought, that looks like mine. Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes.

[Edited on 11-02-2011 by Scotty C]
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What do you call a black man in a field?

The good old days

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