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Russ

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1st Jul 11 at 16:41

.. we agreed it was a funny name for a pub.

scoob

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1st Jul 11 at 16:43

i told a girl that she reminded me of my little toe, she said why cause im small and cute, i said no its cause im probley going to end up banging you on my coffee table

Bonney

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1st Jul 11 at 16:54

Started my new gym the other day and part of the package I had the use of a personal trainer.

I went to get ready in the changing rooms and went off to meet the personal trainer when I noticed a hole in my trainer that was big enough to fit my finger into.

Needless to say she wasn't very happy, I am now banned from the gym and she is now pressing charges against me.

Archie

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1st Jul 11 at 16:56

quote:
Originally posted by Bonney
Started my new gym the other day and part of the package I had the use of a personal trainer.

I went to get ready in the changing rooms and went off to meet the personal trainer when I noticed a hole in my trainer that was big enough to fit my finger into.

Needless to say she wasn't very happy, I am now banned from the gym and she is now pressing charges against me.

Hahaha had a good lol at that

Jakey

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1st Jul 11 at 16:59

quote:
Originally posted by scoob
i told a girl that she reminded me of my little toe, she said why cause im small and cute, i said no its cause im probley going to end up banging you on my coffee table

Told my mate Jamal he reminded me of Marmite. "Why? You either love me or hate me?" he said. "No, because you're black and you smell funny" I replied.

Welsh Dan

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1st Jul 11 at 17:07

I was sat opposite a gorgeous Thai bird on the train yesterday, probably one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen. I was thinking to myself, "please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection."

But then she did

williamz

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1st Jul 11 at 17:17

i've just opened a business specializing in female to male sex changes. i've called it gashconverters

N3CRO

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1st Jul 11 at 17:39

quote:
Originally posted by scoob
i told a girl that she reminded me of my little toe, she said why cause im small and cute, i said no its cause im probley going to end up banging you on my coffee table

Bissmire

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1st Jul 11 at 18:19

Good to see they've finally released the book about sexually active herbs.

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