Jake
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lol?
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Brett
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Originally posted by JaffaTB
i once came home drunk after a night out and sneaked into my neighbours house after they went on holiday and left my mum a key so she could look after it for them, had a wank in her knickers and put them back in her draw 
That's just perverted and not even funny tbh.
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Fro
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That's rank.
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Ingham
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Originally posted by Jake
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Originally posted by Ingham
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i couldnt think of anything worse than buring my face into some birds knickers after shes had her gammy fanny all round it
I couldn't think of anything better tbf.
your great grandad must have inhaled alot of coal dust
The powder he was inhaling probably wasn't black tbh.
And Jaffa... you sick sick person.
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Ant B
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quote:
Originally posted by JaffaTB
i once came home drunk after a night out and sneaked into my neighbours house after they went on holiday and left my mum a key so she could look after it for them, had a wank in her knickers and put them back in her draw
lol
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Tom G
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Originally posted by Gary
x1 million!! Fucking
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JaffaTB
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i was drunk  got scared after i had done the deed so i washed them in the sink before i put them back anyway
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Tom G
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i'm laughing at my desk about this
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_Allan_
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A2H GO
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WTF is going on in here!
I'm out.
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harrisp
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What the fuck
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richc
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Originally posted by Tom G
i'm laughing at my desk about this
Same
Its sick, but thats why i find it funny But is she fit? I think its kinda acceptable then, especially if you know you havent got a chance 
We were round a friends parents house last year (big house) as they had go on holiday. A friend was talking dirrty to a girl on the interent pissed up (who happens to be another friends sister), and he got rather arroused. He disapeared, and another friend eventually found him on his sisters bed, wipping up 'his mess'....
....He says he was blinded and didnt realise what room he was in, he just needed to bust his load. But my friend took it as he was wanking over his sister (yet infact he was wanking over another friends sister). They had a drunken fight which piled onto the street, and living in a 'posh' area, the cops were called straight away. Obviously he had to explain why they had a fight and he got cautioned for criminal damage
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JaffaTB
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she wasn't bad, she was about 35 and i was 19 and had the horn lol (it was about 10 years ago now)
she doesn't live there anymore now anyway
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Ben G
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Jaffa that is fucking brilliant cs.never.fails.to.amaze.
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taylorboosh
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why bother with clean knickers? wash basket is where its at
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Sam
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Originally posted by JaffaTB
she wasn't bad, she was about 35 and i was 19 and had the horn lol (it was about 10 years ago now)
she doesn't live there anymore now anyway
Are you the guy that writes those Kriss Akabusi Sex Stories?
Edit: http://www.haxed.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=48256.30
"Akabusi sat in his Vauxhall Corsa as it passed through the car wash humming the theme tune from Record Breakers. All the windows were soaped up and no one could see in so, for the briefest moments, he thought about having a w*nk. But his two kids were in the back so he decided against it."
[Edited on 12-07-2011 by Sam]
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Jas
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by JaffaTB
i once came home drunk after a night out and sneaked into my neighbours house after they went on holiday and left my mum a key so she could look after it for them, had a wank in her knickers and put them back in her draw
That's just perverted and not even funny tbh.
Agreed, pure weird IMO, if any of my mates told me they'd done that i'd disown them for being a full on odd ball
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JaffaTB
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i've never told any of my 'real life' mates
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taylorboosh
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i dont think its wierd
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Brett
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Masturbating into a pair of knickers is weird anyway, nevermind sneaking into your neighbours house like a creepy cunt to do it.
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