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scoob
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25th Oct 11 at 16:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where he lived.
C2RL R
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What's brown and hungry? Gadaffis camel
C2RL R
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What's black and has no arms? Gadaffis specs.
Jake
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what happened after you went through the door mate?
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i bumed him
Jake
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25th Oct 11 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so did you ring the door bell first or what? its a bit difficult to piece together when you cut the story short like that
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will you be my face book mate.
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Paddy had just finished having rumpy pumpy with a young girl,
"doesn't it bother you that I'm 13?" the girl asked
Paddy replied : "no, I'm not superstitious"
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What do you get when you cross blue and yellow....














































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moka
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I was having a lovely sleep earlier until some inconsiderate cunt decided to bounce off my windscreen.
nathy_87
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THE PROMISED LAND

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to
the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovel,
mount your asses and camels, and I will
lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a camel, this is the promised land."

Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed
your asses, raised the price of camels,
and mortgaged the promised land.

Now David Cameron has loaned my
shovel to a third World country,
(he hasn't realised yet that WE are
now a third World country), raised
my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd
of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers"
and increased Vat to 20%.

I am so depressed last night I called
the Samaritans, they diverted my call
to a call centre in Pakistan .

When I told them I was suicidal,
they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
fazza
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LOL @nathy
Joey 1.6 sport
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All good
Jord16vSport
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What's the best thing about shagging sixty eight year olds?





































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