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Whittie
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17th Jan 12 at 10:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Inmate 'hides ten-inch revolver in rectum'....



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2086834/Now-THATS-concealed-weapon-Inmate-hides-inch-revolver-rectum--unloaded.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
adiohead
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17th Jan 12 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how. the. fuck.
Whittie
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17th Jan 12 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well he was in prison....
adiohead
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Would be cool to have some sort of boobytrap built in to your anus if you ever went to prison.

Like a bear trap or something.
Whittie
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17th Jan 12 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead


Would be cool to have some sort of boobytrap built in to your anus if you ever went to prison.

Like a bear trap or something.


Fucking hell
Ben G
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17th Jan 12 at 10:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'may have'
ed
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17th Jan 12 at 10:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead


Would be cool to have some sort of boobytrap built in to your anus if you ever went to prison.

Like a bear trap or something.


Fucking hell


Well, you'd only get raped once if you did

[Edited on 17-01-2012 by ed]
Budgie
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17th Jan 12 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ed
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead


Would be cool to have some sort of boobytrap built in to your anus if you ever went to prison.

Like a bear trap or something.


Fucking hell


Well, you'd only get raped once if you did

[Edited on 17-01-2012 by ed]


but if you had a bear trap like device you'd have some bloke up your backside all the time...
sc0ott
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17th Jan 12 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And when your jobby reaches the shit pipe itl set the bear trap off.

Needs more thought with diagrams imo
adiohead
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17th Jan 12 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The bear trap comes out with the cock
Whittie
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17th Jan 12 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
The bear trap comes out with the cock


And when you need to poo...
adiohead
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17th Jan 12 at 10:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
The bear trap comes out with the cock


And when you need to poo...


I was thinking you could just poo through it.
Whittie
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17th Jan 12 at 10:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
The bear trap comes out with the cock


And when you need to poo...


I was thinking you could just poo through it.


And if it's a cock sized poo?
adiohead
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17th Jan 12 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
The bear trap comes out with the cock


And when you need to poo...


I was thinking you could just poo through it.


And if it's a cock sized poo?


Maybe the trap only works if it is attacked from a certain angle. Allows outgoings, but not incomings.

Just don't suck that poo back up.
Ben G
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17th Jan 12 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
another epic cs off topic thread, could do a shop of it adio
adiohead
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17th Jan 12 at 11:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I just missed a pun. I should of put "incummings"
Budgie
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17th Jan 12 at 11:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
The bear trap comes out with the cock


And when you need to poo...


I was thinking you could just poo through it.


And if it's a cock sized poo?


Maybe the trap only works if it is attacked from a certain angle. Allows outgoings, but not incomings.

Just don't suck that poo back up.


Maybe we can think of other devices rather than a bear trap as it seems to be problematic...
Guillotine perhaps..
adiohead
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17th Jan 12 at 11:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!
3CorsaMeal
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17th Jan 12 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"may have"

That was not up his bum
ed
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17th Jan 12 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The Daily Mail is not known to make things up though? I say it was up his bum, despite it probably being a near impossible feat to achieve.
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17th Jan 12 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i can hide 2p coins under my foreskin
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i can hide 2p coins under my foreskin


And how the hell did you find this out?
3CorsaMeal
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17th Jan 12 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bought some sweets for 48p and paid with a 50p coin
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17th Jan 12 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i can hide 2p coins under my foreskin




fuckin hell

 
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