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Author Impossibilities in the world
alan-g-w
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28th Jan 12 at 14:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap
3. You cannot breath whilst sticking your tongue out







































Now put your tongue back in your mouth you gullible fool
MatthewR
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Toby
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28th Jan 12 at 15:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucking

[Edited on 28-01-2012 by Toby]
John
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28th Jan 12 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You could wash your eyes with soap if you were mental enough.
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28th Jan 12 at 15:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would go and wash my eyes with soap right now for 50 quid
Seany
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28th Jan 12 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Totally didn't try that
alan-g-w
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Aye john, a brillo pad works well to get the eye bogies out too
morpheus22
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28th Jan 12 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fuck
mike56gte
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Gary
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28th Jan 12 at 17:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Seany
Totally didn't try that
Rickavo
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29th Jan 12 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put this on facebook . . .

Richard Atherton Now put your tongue back in your mouth
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Chris Bollard no 3 isnt impossible...or am i doing it wrong?
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Richard Atherton Hahahahaha kaka my friend, you need help
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Chris Bollard im sat here with my tongue out, breathing. is it a trick question?
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Richard Atherton Hahahahahaha no mate keep tryin
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Chris Bollard im rather comfused lol....like always
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Richard Atherton Put it out as farrrr as you can then try it...
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Chris Bollard ur gonna have to show me when i see you, i can still breath, i must be special
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Richard Atherton Go n have a drink of water then try again
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Chris Bollard i give up lol
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Richard Atherton youve made my day kak hahaha



[Edited on 29-01-2012 by Rickavo]
Matt L
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29th Jan 12 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ffs
sc0ott
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29th Jan 12 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Isnt there another joke version with the tongue sticking out whilst breathing? Being a dog springs to mind.
Kerry
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29th Jan 12 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
78 79 80

Brb just counting my hair!

90 91 92 93....
Russ
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29th Jan 12 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You starting with the greys?
andy1868
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29th Jan 12 at 20:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i've had grey hair for years i'm only 23 now
p
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29th Jan 12 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Homer Simpson could easily count his hair. In fact, he'd do all three fairly easily.

 
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