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big eck
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Registered: 20th Apr 03
Location: Tullibody. Drives - Audi B8 S4 & Fiesta Zetec-S
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12th Mar 12 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Heres my useless add on. If my 290bhp astra could pass an M3 easily enough then at a guess a corsa with 250bhp would be bloody close. Criag Dillon that used to be on here used to easily beat them at Crail on his standard tuned LET corsa.
Phillips_91
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Location: Blackpool. Drives: Sapphire Black Mk4 Astra 1.8
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12th Mar 12 at 14:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

standard tuned let? theres a new one
thegsi
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Registered: 3rd Feb 07
Location: Kidderminster Drives: Evo (you can't afford one)
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12th Mar 12 at 15:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
quote:
Originally posted by thegsi
I can beat an M3 and an M5.
Clearly they weren't trying mate......pmsl


Granny shifting not double clutching like he should cost him time....
big eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Phillips_91
standard tuned let? theres a new one


Pmsl I didn't even realise I put that. It's was standard bar an exhaust and filter so I was kinda right
SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
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12th Mar 12 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

One of the worst for me is 'redtop', constantly get it when tallking about the corsa. Theres loads of things though, i just divert the coversation now as it just gets annoying
thegsi
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12th Mar 12 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^agreed
Nic Barnes
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12th Mar 12 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by thegsi
quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
quote:
Originally posted by thegsi
I can beat an M3 and an M5.
Clearly they weren't trying mate......pmsl


Granny shifting not double clutching like he should cost him time....


granny shifting
Ian
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12th Mar 12 at 22:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Conversations about theoretical winning really really bore me.
Nic Barnes
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12th Mar 12 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you drive a puma mate. all you have is theoretical, you won't actually win anything in the real world.
Robo C20Let
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12th Mar 12 at 22:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was cleaning the boot of my car today when two chavs walked past this is how it went

chav: my dads scooby would kill your evo
me: really whats he had done to it
Chav: 2.8 twin turbo
me: they dont make that engine for the scooby
chav: (angry) yes they do (showed me a pic of engine bay)
Me: mate thats a 2.0 standard boxer engine
chav: na its a twin turbo
me: (pretended to take another look at the pic closely), oh yes my bad i see the twin port boost solinoid and re-cat pipe
chav: told you......walked away looking smug lmao

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