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Author Dirk the Penguin
Bart
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2nd May 12 at 06:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Short Version:
-3 guys get pissed in Australia
-break into the zoo
-go skinny dipping with dolphins,
-steal a penguin and take it home
-all videos uploaded to facebook

quote:

Two British men have been charged with the theft of a penguin from a theme park on Australia’s Gold Coast.
The men have explained that they woke up with hangovers and were shocked to find a penguin in the living room of their rented flat last weekend.

The night before they allegedly broke into Sea World, bypassing the theme park's security and took the small fairy penguin, called Dirk, from its enclosure.

They filmed their drunken misadventures, which also involved them stripping down to their underpants and swimming with the centre’s dolphins.


http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16212659



[Edited on 02-05-2012 by Bart]
_Allan_
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2nd May 12 at 06:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hangover 3?

spencer88
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2nd May 12 at 06:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Saw it on BBC this morning

Would have been awesome if they hadn't just dropped him in a Canal.
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sounds like an awesome night out

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How pissed do you have to be to think "Fuck it, Yeah, lets nick a penguin and take it on the lash"
_Allan_
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2nd May 12 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You don't even have to be pissed. I think it would be ace, stone cold sober
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2nd May 12 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They certainly p-p-p-p-picked up a penguin.
SetH
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2nd May 12 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Complete utter twats TBH, embarrasment.

As if you lot are worshipping a pair of pricks like that
Whittie
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2nd May 12 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Complete utter twats TBH, embarrasment.

As if you lot are worshipping a pair of pricks like that


Worshipping, no?

Finding it amusing, yes!
SetH
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2nd May 12 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well they certainly earned there +10,000 facebook points and levelled up some.
sc0ott
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I think its more sad theyve actually tried to be like the hangover film characters.
SetH
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Just saw them on the news, they look like a proper pair of Nimrods.
John
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That's a story nobody is ever going to beat down the pub is it.

Stealing a tree is a bit tame in comparison.
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Matty SRi
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2nd May 12 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I took a donkey from a circus once

But a penguin... thats brilliant
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2nd May 12 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Complete utter twats TBH, embarrasment.

As if you lot are worshipping a pair of pricks like that


Worshipping, no?

Finding it amusing, yes!


Sense of humour bypass.

Are you American SetH?
Generation
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2nd May 12 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Think it's funny and no harm down.

This has gone way to far tbh
Nath
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Serious SetH is serious.
SetH
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2nd May 12 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Dumping Dirk in a canal was fucking stupid IMHO

I'd like to see them skinny gimpy looking peenarse lads dive in a jellyfish or shark tank.... yeah thats funnier tbh.

 
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