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BluKoo
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3rd Aug 10 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Q: What did Mr T say after eating a fromage frais?



A: "I petit filous"
Eck
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Just leave koo.
_Allan_
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MJFF88
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What does DrWho eat with his pizza?

Dalek bread



Am here all week
sand-eel
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What does a shit joke look like?




















hskjdh kjsdhash sdsds? sjdhjdhjdd.................................hdhdkjdf
Scotty C
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
What does a shit joke look like?

hskjdh kjsdhash sdsds? sjdhjdhjdd.................................hdhdkjdf


No, the punch line actually is 'this thread'
BluKoo
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What is 6 inches long and starts with a P ? .............A jobby.



A Glaswegian takes his girlfriend home for the first time and introduces her to his parents. "this is Amanda", his dad jumps up and says "it's a ****in what?!?"



Paddy told his wife that he was getting a burning sensation in his anus and didn't know what it was.She said "ring sting!" Paddy says "how the f*ck will he know?"



My Wife has been missing for a month and I've just had the Police at the door telling me to prepare for the worst.
Better get down to the charity shop tomorrow and buy all her clothes back.
willay
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
BluKoo
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I forgot all about this thread and the original joke
_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
I forgot all about this thread and the original joke


Was it the stroke m8?
Theham85
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Why did the baker have smelly hands?

Because he kneaded a poo!
leon.
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Why did the pie cross the road




To meat potato
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
Q: What did Mr T say after eating a fromage frais?



A: "I petit filous"
thats quite good actually!
Budgie
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What's a pirate favourite car?

A GT-ARRRGH

I'll get my housecoat

 
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