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Kyle T
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6th Jan 13 at 13:43   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In one of the seat rails while vacuuming my car out



Now I know it's not mine, and the previous owner of this car was an older chap... I keep trying to tell myself it simply fell out of his pocket in transit - but I know deep down he's been banging his missus with a limp cock on my back seat

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Ian
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6th Jan 13 at 13:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Might move this to Classifieds...


IvIarkgraham
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6th Jan 13 at 13:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sniff the seats to make sure
Simon_16v
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Kyle T
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6th Jan 13 at 13:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Already been on Scoobynet classifieds looking for a new rear bench.

...and headlining

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Gavin
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at least your car has soon action in its time.. might even bump the value up abit

pew pew pew pewwwww
IvIarkgraham
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6th Jan 13 at 13:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
send me te tablet, always wanted to see what the fuss was about
Kyle T
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6th Jan 13 at 13:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It was covered in grease and crumbs when I found it, I would have tried it out myself otherwise

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IvIarkgraham
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6th Jan 13 at 13:52   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mmmm tasty
Ben J
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6th Jan 13 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tbh if it was an older guy, doubt he's been banging in the car. He's most likely just dropped it?

Or the previous owner.
Kippers
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6th Jan 13 at 14:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fucking use it or feed it to a mate without him knowing!
3CorsaMeal
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6th Jan 13 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Subaru ImpressHer imo

Probably earnt a few more sti badges in that car.
Kyle T
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6th Jan 13 at 14:09   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kippers
Fucking use it or feed it to a mate without him knowing!


tempting.

I was waiting for the first "STi" joke, nice one 3CM...

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sc0ott
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Maybe he went on road trips up mountains with low altitudes?
3CorsaMeal
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Driving with a boner is awkward.
sc0ott
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Used to hate getting them on buses just before you reach your stop.
oba-corsa
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6th Jan 13 at 14:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
10 second rule lol
sc0ott
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Its probably been on the floor for longer than 10 secs lol.
3CorsaMeal
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Crumble it up with breadcrumb and feed it to the garden birds
Wrighty
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Anty
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6th Jan 13 at 19:56   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T
It was covered in grease and crumbs when I found it, I would have tried it out myself otherwise


cut it in half,slice n dice it.

im not a shamed to say i have used these..

i have a few in stock

 
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