the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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A man, cat and a flamengo walked into a pub.
The man went to the bar to buy the first round of drinks while the cat and flamengo went to sit down! 'Three pints of Stella please' the man asked, the barman poured the drinks and the man went and sat down.
After that round the flamengo went up to the bar to buy the second round, 'Three pints of Stella pleased' asked the flamengo, the barman poured the drinks and the flamengo went back and sat down.
When they had finished off that round the man went up to the bar to order another three pints of Stella. The barman asked 'how come the cat hasn't bought a round yet?' The man replied, 'well, you see, i went to the agency and asked for a long legged bird, with a tight pussy and that's what i got'!!!
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CORSA NUT
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Registered: 3rd Aug 01
Location: Wirral
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Heard that in school! 6 YEARS AGO!!
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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It's that old?
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MyK RyT
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Registered: 2nd May 02
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well i never heard it...nice one
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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PMSL havnt heard tht b4 
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Pete G
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Registered: 11th Apr 03
Location: Barnsley Drives: seat leon, suzuki hayabusa
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