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Tiger

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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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18th Aug 03 at 15:46

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish
> >border checkpoint.
> >
> >Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal
> >to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four".
> >
> >"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the
> >Englishmen retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers:
> >this car is designed to carry five persons."
> >
> >"You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro
> >means four. You have five people in your car and you are
> >therefore breaking the law."
> >
> >The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
> >supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
> >
> >"Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a
> >Fiat Uno."

Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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18th Aug 03 at 15:47