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Munchie
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4th Nov 03 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Please Discuss

i am severly depressed and only a woman can get me back up to my normal Munch standards

i am shit
charcoalgrill
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fuck that, get some drink down ur neck mate
Richie
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sup Maneesh? Mouth your problems to Uncle Austin...
Munchie
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I cant get a bird. well i dont even try....

i cant get dem in clubs...i can talk to dem but if dey r mingers i dont get there number (or just give dem me mates number haha)

i am also very very scared of the word "NO" from a womans mouth.....
Munchie
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quote:
Originally posted by charcoalgrill
fuck that, get some drink down ur neck mate


fook dat lad
Trotty
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Munch you're as bad as me then! I never say owt to anyone either
Richie
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Just run into u club, drop yer kegs and unleash the log and then you will have the ladies
Trotty
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PMSL
Richie
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Also makes it easy to distinguish which ladies want the c0ck
kerzo
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i went out with this girl tonight and it was so confusing!! she was so shy and wouldnt talk to me then we went somewhere quiet blah blah blah then she said are you going down? i says yes then she stops me so i ask her anything you want me to do and she says go for it and a few minutes later she stops me again so i thoguht fuck that and left her home......thats the last i be seeing her!

don't get me wrong its not just coz she wasnt putting out, it's coz she was boring and quiet
Shelly
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4th Nov 03 at 23:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
munchie you have me and steph, what more do you want
Nath
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Chin up munch
Munchie
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
munchie you have me and steph, what more do you want


sex
3some
Munchie
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Originally posted by Nath
Chin up munch


wish i culd lad. just wish i was like the way i was before. im just shit now. totally lost my touch alltogether.
Shelly
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... or if you get really desperate theres always Amy I doubt you'd lower yourself to that piece of trash though
Munchie
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amy showed me her boobies on msn.

i wuld like a nice quality bird not a dyke aids infected twat (amy)
Shelly
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aparently she has GASH

hasn't she showed you her disappearing hairbrush trick?
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quote:
Originally posted by kerzo
i went out with this girl tonight and it was so confusing!! she was so shy and wouldnt talk to me then we went somewhere quiet blah blah blah then she said are you going down? i says yes then she stops me so i ask her anything you want me to do and she says go for it and a few minutes later she stops me again so i thoguht fuck that and left her home......thats the last i be seeing her!

don't get me wrong its not just coz she wasnt putting out, it's coz she was boring and quiet


Are you goin down? are you referring to parting the furry meat flaps and gettin busy?

Im confused...maybe its because im from london.
Trotty
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quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
quote:
Originally posted by kerzo
i went out with this girl tonight and it was so confusing!! she was so shy and wouldnt talk to me then we went somewhere quiet blah blah blah then she said are you going down? i says yes then she stops me so i ask her anything you want me to do and she says go for it and a few minutes later she stops me again so i thoguht fuck that and left her home......thats the last i be seeing her!

don't get me wrong its not just coz she wasnt putting out, it's coz she was boring and quiet


Are you goin down? are you referring to parting the furry meat flaps and gettin busy?

Im confused...maybe its because im from london.


I thought "going down" was pretty universal really...
MikeE
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No the feeling
CorsaJunkie
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quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
i am also very very scared of the word "NO" from a womans mouth.....

people all around the globe have this problem dont worry

you know what they say about this matter:"its better to regret for smthg that you did than for smthg that you didnt do"
Sam
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5th Nov 03 at 08:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kerzo
i went out with this girl tonight and it was so confusing!! she was so shy and wouldnt talk to me then we went somewhere quiet blah blah blah then she said are you going down? i says yes then she stops me so i ask her anything you want me to do and she says go for it and a few minutes later she stops me again so i thoguht fuck that and left her home......thats the last i be seeing her!

don't get me wrong its not just coz she wasnt putting out, it's coz she was boring and quiet


You should have just fucked her up the shitter?

[Edited on 05/11/03 by Sam]
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5th Nov 03 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
I cant get a bird. well i dont even try....

i cant get dem in clubs...i can talk to dem but if dey r mingers i dont get there number (or just give dem me mates number haha)

i am also very very scared of the word "NO" from a womans mouth.....



have you ever though it's because your ugly
Tom
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5th Nov 03 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Munch what happened to the train bird
Heather
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Arh munch has gone all shy !

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