paul_spurrell
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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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Thought I would put some of these on to brighten our morning 
545658760 I pretend I'm scared of snakes just to get chicks
577546880 Once I told my boyfriend that I had masturbated, just so he wouldn't break up with me. But, I really didn't.. and he eventually did break up with me.
365347702 everyday i convince girls on the internet that i love them more than anything in the world, including the gifts they send me and when their bank accounts are empty i give them a little dose of reality. yeah, even the fat ones.
186427888 I once fucked a sandwich when I was younger. Don't ask me why because I have no idea. Felt good though. And no, I'm not making this shit up. I'm one sick fuck.
586051588 i called my old roommate and told him his parents were dead when he was tripping. he had it coming but i still feel bad... sorta...
103434779 I love someone.. he'll never know.. I love his ass, too.
315688449 I have an alcohol problem and have homosexual tendancies, but am in denial. Once I was so desperate for beer, I deepthroated my ex-roommate (bi)
210545610 I turned down the love of my life because I wanted to just get random ass for a few more weeks. I love her more than anything but the fact that she lives 400 miles away and the fact that I wanna get some more sorority ass is more important I guess. I'd marry her if I could, so why dont I want to date her now?
281371140 I started masturbating when I was about 5. I didn't know it was masturbating, naturally, I just knew it felt good.
Since then I've masturbated in class under my jacket, outside on my balcony in broad daylight and at night as well, while driving, in the shower/bath... just about everywhere.
Yet I have a problem masturbating in front of my boyfriends.
633235598 My brother once got inside the clothes dryer when he was three. I closed the door behind him and started it up. He was in there for three seconds and unconcious for four.
[Edited on 07-11-2003 by paul_spurrell]
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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"315688449 I have an alcohol problem and have homosexual tendancies, but am in denial. Once I was so desperate for beer, I deepthroated my ex-roommate (bi) "
CHEESY BABY!!!
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Heather
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Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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I think viribro, sooty and steve have been letting a few secrets out lately !
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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I have seen ur confession G-R 
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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941943232 i used to spell queen with a 'w'
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
"315688449 I have an alcohol problem and have homosexual tendancies, but am in denial. Once I was so desperate for beer, I deepthroated my ex-roommate (bi) "
CHEESY BABY!!!
Thanks for the beer dave 
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Heather
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Registered: 1st Aug 02
Location: Ellesmere Port
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No i never but ill tell you one i cant say vinegar
It sort of come out like vigina
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Jason Iles
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Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Girl_racer
No i never but ill tell you one i cant say vinegar
It sort of come out my vigina
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paul_spurrell
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Registered: 14th Sep 01
Location: Bath Avon
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how rude
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Earlier today I pretended I was sleeping to stop a taxi driver talking to me - really I wasn't even tired
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