Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Going for christmas number1 this year!
> CELLICK BHOY by April Lasagne (Sung to the tune of Sk8er
Boi) by Avril
> Lavigne
> >
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> >She was a drunk, he was a ned,
> >they met one Saturday at Parkhead.
> >They both live in a hole, both on the dole.
> >Can I be any more obvious?
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> >He was a Cellick Bhoy,
> >she said see you later boy,
> >got to pick up my four weans.
> >He's got a facial scar,
> >drives a stolen car
> >and only washes when it rains.
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> >He's fresh from jail, she's out on bail,
> >flashing her gash round Blythswood Square.
> >Its such a shame, she's pregnant again!
> >Can I be any more obvious?
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> >He was a Cellick boy,
> >she said 'see you later boy,
> >got to go score some drugs.'
> >He's got facial scar, drives a stolen car,
> >and he is lousy with the bugs.
> >---------------------------------------
> >But now they have split,'cos he burst her lip,
> >just after Celtic lost last week.
> >It never could last, just like Buckfast.
> >Can I be any more obvious?
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> >He was a Cellick Bhoy,
> >she said 'see you later boy,
> >you're not good enough for me'.
> >No more Bhoy with the facial scar,
> >She's dating a superstar,
> >Neil Lemmon from Cellick - well 'glory be'.
> >---------------------------------------
> >She was a sl*t, he was a ned.
> >Can I be any more obvious?
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