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Jason Iles
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12th Nov 03 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ten things men want to say but can't.....

1 No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
2 The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that fcuking ice cream and chocolate ....you eat that makes you look fat.
3 You've got no chance of me calling you.
4 No, I won't be gentle
5 Of course you have to swallow
6 Well yes actually, I do this all the time
7 I hate your fcuking friends
8 I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after ....tonite.
9 I'd rather watch a porno
10 Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fcuk it.
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ha ha the last one is spot on!
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY

10 Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fcuk it.


LMAO! Nice one!
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Rolf, i nearly spilt ma hot toddy
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Jason Iles
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So a better joke than yesturdays then
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Ten things men want to say but can't.....

1 No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
2 The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that fcuking ice cream and chocolate ....you eat that makes you look fat.
3 You've got no chance of me calling you.
4 No, I won't be gentle
5 Of course you have to swallow
6 Well yes actually, I do this all the time
7 I hate your fcuking friends
8 I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after ....tonite.
9 I'd rather watch a porno
10 Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fcuk it.


all so fucking true. especially no 7

 
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