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-Aliba-

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13th Nov 03 at 00:37

Picture the scene. it's the last day of school for the summer, and Homer has promised the kids they can go to Kamp Krusty for the summer if they get a good end of year grade;

Marge: now Homer, you remember your promise to the kids

Homer: sure do, when your 16, your out the door!

Advice to Bart:
"Trying is the first step towards failure."

Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).

[Edited on 13-11-2003 by -Aliba-]

Richie

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13th Nov 03 at 00:37

"D'OH!"

DanielJ

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13th Nov 03 at 00:40

that racoon ate my lamb chop

MC Kustoms

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13th Nov 03 at 00:40

y u little!!!!!!!

Paul_J

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13th Nov 03 at 00:41

-Aliba-

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13th Nov 03 at 00:42

CorsAsh

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13th Nov 03 at 00:43

Homer, when he puts on loads of weight to work from home:

"to start, press any key"

.... "where's the any key???"

Sam

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13th Nov 03 at 08:10

Homer pretending to be Mr Burns at the post office:

"Can I have your first name please, Mr Burns?"

- I don't know...

[Edited on 13/11/03 by Sam]

vibrio

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13th Nov 03 at 08:42

homer saying to marge. "it takes two people to lie. one to talk and one to listen"

Denman

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13th Nov 03 at 10:35

Ralph

principel (sp?) Skinner and mrs Krabapple were in the closet making babys and i saw one of the babys and the baby looked at me"

Cheif Wiggum

"the baby looked at you"

SteveW

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13th Nov 03 at 10:37

*homer compresses 12lbs of pasta into a bar and eats it then dials 911 *

"hello, i would like to order an ambulance please"

*then falls over*

waynep

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13th Nov 03 at 10:47

-aliba- i posted a massive thread on off day wiv quotes

search !

Cybermonkey

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13th Nov 03 at 11:01

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Homer, when he puts on loads of weight to work from home:

"to start, press any key"

.... "where's the any key???"

"wrong number tone" Your fingers are too fat, to obtain a special dialling wand, please mash the kepad with your hand"

Adam-D

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13th Nov 03 at 11:30

bart:- i thought id never say this but this sucks AND blows

SKI

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13th Nov 03 at 12:27

homerwhen setting fire to his diploma -' i am so smart, i am so smart, s m r t, s m r t, i mean s m a r t' then sets fire to the wall of his house

Nismo

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13th Nov 03 at 12:47

Ha ha april fo....................................

Tom

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13th Nov 03 at 12:54

I love the simpsons sooo much.

J4MIE P

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13th Nov 03 at 12:56

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Homer pretending to be Mr Burns at the post office:

"Can I have your first name please, Mr Burns?"

- I don't know...

[Edited on 13/11/03 by Sam]

I was going to say this one

J4MIE P

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13th Nov 03 at 12:58

quote:
Originally posted by SKI
homerwhen setting fire to his diploma -' i am so smart, i am so smart, s m r t, s m r t, i mean s m a r t' then sets fire to the wall of his house

Love this too

waynep

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13th Nov 03 at 13:03

wen i stamp on ur foot and wink and say hello u reply back to me

hello mr thompson.......

i tihnk hes talking to u LOL

antscorsa

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13th Nov 03 at 13:04

"hahahah why i laugh"

puchos

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13th Nov 03 at 13:44

Homer: ' mmm.. floor pie!'

Adam-D

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13th Nov 03 at 14:06

quote:
Originally posted by puchos
Homer: ' mmm.. floor pie!'

or
mmmmmmmmmmmmm free gooo

NormSXi

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13th Nov 03 at 20:15

or

Homer: mmmmmm...donuts!

SteveW

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13th Nov 03 at 20:19

or

Homer: "no tv and no beer make homer something something"

marge: " Go crazy??"

Homer: " DONT MIND IF I DO. aarrrggghhhh" etc etc

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