Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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>Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where women
>could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in
>five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
>ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
>you HAD to choose a man from that floor, or move up one floor; If
>you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place,
>never to return.
>
>A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
>husbands
>
>First floor:
>
>The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids".
>The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not
>having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
>they went.
>
>Second floor:
>
>The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking." "Hmmm", said the ladies. But, wonder
>what's further up? So up they went.
>
>Third floor:
>
>This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
>looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" said
>the women'. very tempting, BUT, there's more further up! And up
>they went.
>
>Fourth floor:
>
>This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
>kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have
>a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me. But just think! what must
>be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went.
>
>Fifth floor:
>
>The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
>prove that women are f***ing impossible to please.
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