Gareth.O
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Registered: 25th Sep 02
Location: Kings Langley, Hertfordshire
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1.Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2.Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,'...and see what happens.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shopper you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
8.Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9.While handling knives in the kitchen department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
11.In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
12.Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'.
14Go into a fitting room and yell real loud. 'We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
I'm going shopping later
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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done number 10 before
they crack me up
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Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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done 1 before wen slightly pissed, got caught, very funny
done 8, but wasn't picking my nose
10, is v. funny, especially when many of you, being drunken!!
how old am i 
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OFcorsa
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
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10.Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
PMSL!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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PMSL im crying here... wheres my nearesr Asda
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
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im gonna go over on ma break and do number 1
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Ty_Harris
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Registered: 29th Sep 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
im gonna go over on ma break and do number 1
pick really odd looking people, and old people, in fact anyone!
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Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
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LOL!!!!!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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does this work in morrisons?
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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PPPPPPMSL
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Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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Quality.
But i shop at Tesco
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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OMFG how fucking funny this has to be done Espec the condoms one and the alarms aint got the balls to do the others unless i'm pished
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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my dads done number 7
but in stronger words
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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if you want a really good effect shout "code 1 at the front of the store" into the tannoy system
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Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
if you want a really good effect shout "code 1 at the front of the store" into the tannoy system
:lol MSL
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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i take it you know what a code 1 in asda is
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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what is it?
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
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that is classic, when i'm on a mission.. off to the local Asda it is.. hehe
i like talking thru the shelves when ppl r "browsing the goods" or when ppl r on the same isle (sp) start arguing wiv ur m8 or talk to urself lol the looks ppl giv
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L33 LEG
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Registered: 6th Jan 03
Location: Blackburn . Drove: Dimma Saxo VTR
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
does this work in morrisons?
no shelly, they only work in asda. ive done most of them before. best is when they make an announcement scream down it whilst standing next to the staff. trust me, its fun 
ur nearest is blackburn by the way.
and gareth - quality mate
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dj_mikey_k
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Registered: 10th Jul 02
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Shout missus black at the front of a morrisons store,
Means violent customer, see all them managers cum running
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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they might shout that at me one day
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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WHAT IS A CODE 1 IN ASDA'S? IM GONNA DO IT IF IT MEANS SOMETHING GOOD!
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by mistdotcom
WHAT IS A CODE 1 IN ASDA'S? IM GONNA DO IT IF IT MEANS SOMETHING GOOD!
probably armed robbery or summit
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
Location: south wales Drives: astra sri ecoflex
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it means some sort of emergency and everyone will run to it
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