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Author lmao!!!! Funny IRC chat logs
Lynny
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Registered: 3rd Jan 03
Location: oop north! Where people talk properly
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17th Nov 03 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[Edited on 25-08-2006 by Ian]
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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17th Nov 03 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dj_mikey_k
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17th Nov 03 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL
Lynny
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17th Nov 03 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.bash.org/?top

funny as fook!
Lynny
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17th Nov 03 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
charcoalgrill
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Location: Bristol
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17th Nov 03 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
Lynny
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17th Nov 03 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
#14207 +(1803)- [X]

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#7936 +(1802)- [X]

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
Lynny
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17th Nov 03 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
#4680 +(1696)- [X]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
mav
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17th Nov 03 at 20:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dan B
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17th Nov 03 at 20:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
Dan B
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17th Nov 03 at 20:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<studdud> what the fcuk is wtf

These just get better!
PaulW
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17th Nov 03 at 21:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
Dan B
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17th Nov 03 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There's 309 pages of these quotes, I think I'll stop reading now!

[Edited on 17/11/2003 by Dan B]
Drew
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17th Nov 03 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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17th Nov 03 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
Cybermonkey
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17th Nov 03 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
Cybermonkey
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17th Nov 03 at 22:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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17th Nov 03 at 22:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL @ this one!!!!
<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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17th Nov 03 at 22:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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17th Nov 03 at 22:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ITS OLLIE!!!

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
Cybermonkey
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17th Nov 03 at 23:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt
<ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force
<XCoyote> lol
<ion> my girlfriend was like "you fucking sissy. if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next door"
<sieco> rofl
<ion> I'm like "fuck you bitch!" and I flung the nintendo at her
Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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17th Nov 03 at 23:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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18th Nov 03 at 00:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
CraigyG
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Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
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18th Nov 03 at 01:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point


Lmao

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!



[Edited on 18-11-2003 by Craig-CorsaGSI]
Tom
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18th Nov 03 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funny as feck

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