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SHE SAYS: That was great.
SHE MEANS: I faked that orgasm so we’d be finished in time for Coronation Street.
SHE SAYS: Yes, you’re my first.
SHE MEANS: I don’t even want to start adding them up. Even if I halve the number you’ll still freak out.
SHE SAYS: This dress? No, it wasn’t expensive, it was only £15.
SHE MEANS: It was the bargain of a lifetime! It’s this season’s Dolce & Gabbana and it was £95, reduced from £395.
SHE SAYS: Him? That’s Dave. No, of course I don’t fancy him. He’s gay.
SHE MEANS: Fancy him? I’d sell my soul just to see him in the shower. If I wasn’t with you I’d be taking him home. As for being gay what I mean is he’s Gorgeous, Attentive and Yummy.
SHE SAYS: I’m about 8st.
SHE MEANS: Well, I was when I was 15.
SHE SAYS: No, I never use that vibrator. It was a joke prezzie on my hen night.
SHE MEANS: I don’t use it — except on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays — and Saturdays if you’re too drunk to perform.
SHE SAYS: I’m sure it happens to lots of blokes. Don’t worry, it’s no big deal.
SHE MEANS: Where’s that vibrator?
SHE SAYS: You were fantastic.
SHE MEANS: Have you heard of foreplay?
SHE SAYS: Don’t be silly, of course I like your love handles.
SHE MEANS: Like I enjoy ironing or spending Sundays with your mother.
SHE SAYS: Honestly, size doesn’t matter.
SHE MEANS: In the same way that shoes, diamonds and Brad Pitt don’t matter.
SHE SAYS: I’m on my way now, I’m in a taxi. Why do you never believe what I say?
SHE MEANS: I can’t decide. Does the black or the red top go better with this skirt?
SHE SAYS: It’s not you, it’s me.
SHE MEANS: That’s ME for Minimal Enjoyment. Which is what I have when we’re together.
SHE SAYS: I’d love to have a drink with you but I’m with my girlfriend.
SHE MEANS: Eugh! In your dreams!
[taken from] - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2003561129,00.html
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