modded_corsa
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Registered: 9th May 03
Location: Middlesbrough
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a sexy women goes upto a bar in a pub and gestures to the barman, whjo approaches her immediately.
she seductively signals that he shuold bring his face closer to hers and as he does she gently caresses his beard....
"are you the manager?" she asks, softly, stroking his face with both hands
"actually no" he replies
"can you get him for me?" she says, running her hands through his hair
"i'm afraid not" says the barman... "is there anything i can do?"
"yes, give him a message" she says, running her forefinger across his lips, slyly popping two fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them.
"what should i tell him?"
"tell him theres no toilet paper in the ladies"
.........pmsflllllllllll......lmaooooo
joke 2:
Money shot
bloke goes into a bar, sees a pretty girl and wants to chat her up. " is that a gold tooth you've got there, babe?" he ask's her
"yes it is, why?" replies the girl
"thats great, because i always like to come into money"
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