Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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never post in here, so thought i would, heres some rubbish for you muppets to chew on 
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you were to get a free trip around the sun.)
No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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michelle
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Registered: 15th Oct 03
Location: Kirkintilloch, Glasgow
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quote:
Originally posted by Ditch
muppets to chew on
 
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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Who are you???
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Congratulations
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MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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Ditch there class bruv!
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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Well he aint me  Nor are you come to think of it..... Cos im special
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Graham
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Lincoln.
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idiot
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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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> On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station
> in a remote part of the countryside.
>
> "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant, greeting Woods in a
> typical Irish manner, but completely unfamiliar with golf and the
identity of
> his golfing-pro customer.
>
> Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to tie his shoelace. As he
> does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>
> "What are those, then?" asks the attendant.
>
> "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>
> "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
>
> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
>
> "Feckin' Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"
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SXi_Si_2002
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Registered: 13th May 02
Location: Southampton
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what are you???
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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Where are you???
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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how are you ??
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Ditch
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Registered: 29th Nov 02
Location: St Albans Drives: JDM Celica GT4 WRC
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ooooookay!
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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Wicked, a whole list of MSN sign in name! *Goes to change his MSN name...*
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