Gareth_H
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Registered: 22nd Nov 02
Location: LUTON (yeah i know its a shithole)
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Subject: Scouser TV
8 0-9 0 Scrapheap Challenge
Two teams of contestants try to assemble a decent football team
from
the Liverpool squad
9 0-10 0- Home Improvements
Alan Titchmarsh, Charlie Dimwit and Lawrence Llewellyn Bellend all
pull their creative talents to try and overhaul a terrace house in
Merseyside in 5 days befrore it goes for sale. Owners are delighted
with results as house value trebles to £20.60.
10 0-12 0 Film:- As Good As It Gets
Liverpool qualify for the UEFA Cup.
12 0 - 13 0 Faking It
Gerard Houllier pretends to be a football manager but will he fool
anyone??
13 0 - 14 0 How do they do that?
Stories behind the most unbelievable events and occurences. This
weeks programme concentrates on Emile Heskey. How does he keep
getting picked for the England team? How comes a guy built like a "Brick
Privvy" spends more time on his back then Jordan does?
The most unbelievable story is HOW THE FECK did he manage to score
an overhead kick against Birmingham a couple of weeks ago?
Was it meant to be a pass? Find out.......
14 0 - 15 0 Top Gear
Tracksuit and Shell Suit Special
15 0 - 16 0 The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson hosts this popular quiz programme. Tonights special
contestants are the entire Liverpool midfield.
16 0 - 17 0 Holby City
This weeks episode "Hypocondriac". Michael Owen is admitted for
another hamstring injury sustained playing pool/golf with his
mates,
but discharges himself immediately when he realises he's forgotten
his Teddy Bear..
17 0 - 19 0 Film:- End of Days
Liverpools realisation that a once great European footballing force
are now targetting the Worthless Cup as their only hope of
silverware (besides nicking hubcaps). Hubcaps it is then......
19 0 - 20 0 Film '03
Jonathan Ross reviews all the latest blockbuster movies. This week
he reviews Bend It Like Big Nose, El Hadj Diouf and the 40000 Thieves
20 0 - 21 0 Whose Line is it Anyway?
Ex-Liverpool player and Anfield favourite Robbie Fowler discusses
drug etiquette at parties and reflects on how Manchester "skag"
isn't as good as that from Liverpool.
21 0 - 22 0 Crimewatch UK
Steven Gerrard presents tonights Merseyside special. Live link up
to ALL of Liverpools 7,852,982 closed circuit cameras so you can watch
REAL crime AS it happens.
22 0 - 23 0 Newsnight Special
Incredible footage taken by the Americans, shot last Saturday,
watched by the nation. A dazed, dishevelled and clearly bewildered
leader being led from his temporary shelter. The slow realisation
that the mighty empire he thought he ruled had esembled, and that
the game was finally up. Finally knowing that, instead of being
loved, he was hated by his own people and laughed at by
everyone else...........and Phil Thompson next to him in the dugout
didn't look much better!
23 0 - 01 0 Film:- Gone In 60 Seconds
Away fans lament the disappearance of their prized motors after day
trips to Anfield. "I only bent down to do up my shoelaces......next
thing you know.....me motors gone!!" says one fan.
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Robbo
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Melville
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Registered: 4th Jun 03
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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PMSL Quality
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Shelly
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PMSL
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Munchie
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Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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bastard
haha
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dj_mikey_k
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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PMFSL mint
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Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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I like the Holby one
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
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I'd be at the TV at 9pm
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IntaCepta
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Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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Nismo
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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hahaha crimewatch, class, watch it as it happens!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Quality 
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MarkM
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Registered: 11th Apr 01
Location: Liverpool
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About a funny as the dismal effort of a club they call Luton...what league they in now???
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