Marc
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a
calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way
through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their
arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an
upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.
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Matt H
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i think sum of them are only in there to make numbers up
rest are class
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T.CorsaSRI
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Location: London
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23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.  
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Meat-Pie-SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by 16vmarc
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a
fruit salad.
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Yesh agreed with number 23
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SXi_Tim
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16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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the_legend_of_yrag
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17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad.
Done that a couple of times...
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MikeE
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and i have
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
i remember it cos it shit in the classroom
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jaffa
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Registered: 27th Mar 00
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quality
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T.CorsaSRI
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Location: London
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LOL @ Square!
"17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
teacher mum or dad. "
hehe i remember doin that, went proper red!
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mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
annoys me that...............so true...... 
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dannycorsa c
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Registered: 8th Mar 03
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weres number 9?
sure iv heard these before or read thme before!
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Ian
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