Mo
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Speeding
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>Ah, the old ones are always the best...
>type: textThis is a text viral
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>A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. "Is there a problem,
>Officer?"
>"Yes, madam, you were speeding."
>"Really?"
>"May I see your licence please?"
>"I'd give it to you but I don't have one."
>"Don't have one?"
>"Nope. Lost it after drunk driving four times."
>" I see...May I see your vehicle registration papers please?"
>"Nope. Can't do that either."
>"Why not?"
>"Well ... I stole this car."
>"Stole it?"
>"Yes, after I killed and dismembered the owner."
>"You what?"
>"Lost my temper. It was messy. His body is in a pile of plastic bags
>in the
>boot if you want to see."
>The policeman looks at the woman for a second, then backs away to
>his car and
>calls for back up. Within minutes there are more police cars
>circling them. A
>police sergeant approaches the car, gripping his half drawn gun. He
>clears his throat, then calls to her, "Madam, please step out of and
>away from your
>vehicle please."
>She does so. "Is there a problem sir?"
>"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
>murdered the
>owner."
>"Murdered the owner?"
>"Yes. Could you open the boot of your car please?"
>She does, and they both look down into a dusty, empty space.
>"Is this your car, madam?"
>"Yes. Here are the registration papers."
>The Sergeant scans through them, and sees that they are in order.
>"My officer claims that you do not have a driving licence."
>The woman rummages through her bag, then hands her licence to the
>puzzled
>Sergeant.
>"Ma'am, my officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole
>this car, and that you murdered and dismembered the owner."
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>"I'll bet the lying b*st**d told you I was speeding, too!!"
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wellllll old and still unfunny but a good idea