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> 1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
> 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
> 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
> 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse?
> 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
> 6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
> 7. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> 8. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
> 9. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
> 10. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
> 11. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
> 12. What do people in China call their good plates?
> 13. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
> 14. What do you call male ballerinas?
> 15. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
> 16. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> 17. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> 18. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
> 19. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window.
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