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Jason Iles

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5th Feb 04 at 14:49

1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8) Two people of the same s?x can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Jamie

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5th Feb 04 at 14:50

Still prefer sex.

L33 LEG

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5th Feb 04 at 14:51

Jason Iles

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5th Feb 04 at 14:53

quote:
Originally posted by J-Me

Still prefer sex.

me too

Pablo

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5th Feb 04 at 14:56

Bastards

michelle

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5th Feb 04 at 14:57

I prefer sex too

Jason Iles

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5th Feb 04 at 14:59

quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Bastards

Why Aye man

Pablo

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5th Feb 04 at 15:00

Aye up pet

Jason Iles

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5th Feb 04 at 15:00

quote:
Originally posted by michelle
I prefer sex too

Do you flick the bean?

modded_corsa

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5th Feb 04 at 15:04

reason 21) you can have chocolate with another women

Jason Iles

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5th Feb 04 at 15:05

quote:
Originally posted by modded_corsa
reason 21) you can have chocolate with another women

You can have sex with another women

modded_corsa

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5th Feb 04 at 15:11

sorry forgot to add onto the end "without the other women caring lol"

Jason Iles

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5th Feb 04 at 15:16

fair doos

modded_corsa

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5th Feb 04 at 15:17

groom

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5th Feb 04 at 15:37

quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
1) You can GET chocolate.

2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8) Two people of the same s?x can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.

transca

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5th Feb 04 at 20:35

you can buy chocolate without getting arrested

Gavin

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5th Feb 04 at 20:37

i like number 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

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