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The following are actual ads placed in the Personal section of the Ministry of Sound magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):

ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent graduate and political activist? Then fuck off. I want a shit-thick 16 year old bird with no opinions and massive tits. Reply to box xxxx

WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers, dancing to the left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx

ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area going to Cream this weekend.. Me and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while you're out because we're thieving scally bastards.

IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street area of West London and you're particularly into old skool Chicago sounds, please turn your stereo down because some of us are fucking trying to get some sleep.

ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the Ministry toilets about three months ago without any form of birth control? Please write to me. I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A party. Reply xxxx

WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx


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& You need to stop this before it becomes complusive
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