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Originally posted by P4UL
A man is stopped by the police for driving a van full of Penguins. Although
the man argues that the Penguins are all his friends, the policeman orders
him to take the Penguins to the zoo.


The very next day, the same man, the same van, and the same Penguins are
stopped by the same policeman, except this day all of the Penguins are
wearing shades.


"I thought I told you to take these Penguins to the zoo," said the
policeman.
"I did," answered the man, "and today we're going to the beach."

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