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Nath
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   1st Mar 04 at 00:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Can you open my milk mommy



please feel free to add more

[Edited on 01-03-2004 by Nath]
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My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies
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Hi principal skinner, hi super nintendo chalmers

[Edited on 01-03-2004 by Nath]
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I ated the purple berries
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You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people
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so the doctor said i wouldnt have soo many nose bleeds if i kept my finger outta there
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I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant


i could carry on alllll day
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Me fail English? That's un-possible


Sounds like a challenge corsalad
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Hi Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!
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Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Grandma
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Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school
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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me


PMSL that cracks me up
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Ralph: Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants
Chief Wiggum: just relax and it'll come, son
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"I dressed myself!" - said while wearing pyjamas upside down
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are you searching on google by any chance??
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And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
are you searching on google by any chance??


no
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaLad16v
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
are you searching on google by any chance??


no


me neither

I bent my wookie
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i have an archive of info here..

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove
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Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office
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on simpsons hit&run, when he starts a race:

6......12.......8.........GO!
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Ralph: Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking.

Miss Hoover: Ralph, remember the time you thought the...
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

i remember that 1
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RALPH: Ms. Hoover, the movie's over
LISA: Where's Ms. Hoover?
GIRL: Hey, her car is gone
RALPH: Maybe she drove to the moon
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(Pointing at Homer) Mommy has bosoms like that.
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Ms. HOOVER: Ralph, remember when you said Snagglepuss was outside?
RALPH: He was going to the bathroom


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