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Author The best 'Dear John' Letter ever!
AndyCorsa
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27th Mar 04 at 02:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,

Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,

Ricky
danregs
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27th Mar 04 at 03:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao @ ^^^
R Lee
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both of them are 1st class CUNTHEADS!

nasty work from both.



[Edited on 27-03-2004 by GoldPenguin]
AndyCorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
both of them are 1st class CUNTHEADS!

nasty work from both.



[Edited on 27-03-2004 by GoldPenguin]


haha, cuntheads. Quality!
Richard, are you drunk? Reading that comment then and I thought 'He's pissed'
R Lee
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i don't drink no more andy

drinking is bad
danregs
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27th Mar 04 at 03:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nah i dont drink no more either mate

not even when i spend all day in the pub with me mates and then go on to a club in the evenin

R Lee
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27th Mar 04 at 03:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i end up hurting myself too much when i drink. spend too much money on it etc. so fuck it
danregs
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27th Mar 04 at 03:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
i end up hurting myself too much when i drink. spend too much money on it etc. so fuck it


fair point

how long will it last tho before the devils water draws you back?!
R Lee
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i haven't had a drink for close to half year, then i only had a bottle of blackthorn (3ltr )... before that was half year again.
danregs
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
i haven't had a drink for close to half year, then i only had a bottle of blackthorn (3ltr )... before that was half year again.


fook me thats good goin!

i'm makin myself out to be a rite lil alchy

i not i promise you

altho i do occasionally like to have one of them 2.5L bottles of strongbow. or are they 3L too? i dunno but they go down well!

[Edited on 27-03-2004 by danregs]
R Lee
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2.5ltr but with whatever %free usually
AndyCorsa
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Yeh drink costs too much, really does my head in when I go out with mates and end up spending about 50-60 quid. And for what? 60 quid to wake up with a bad head and felling like sh1t?
Anyway on another note, Richard I think you should get these for your car mate. I'm in love with them. Think I'm gonna get them when I've got some spare cash

danregs
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quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
2.5ltr but with whatever %free usually


yeh, what you said
R Lee
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27th Mar 04 at 03:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsa
Yeh drink costs too much, really does my head in when I go out with mates and end up spending about 50-60 quid. And for what? 60 quid to wake up with a bad head and felling like sh1t?
Anyway on another note, Richard I think you should get these for your car mate. I'm in love with them. Think I'm gonna get them when I've got some spare cash



kirsty's the first... can't copy now can we
AndyCorsa
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27th Mar 04 at 03:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh it has to be done mate. I love them wheels. 18's arn't they? I really like them, want them now!!! Think I might have to sell some of my belongings to fund for them

[Edited on 27-03-2004 by AndyCorsa]
R Lee
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they do look lurvly though.
danregs
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsa
Oh it has to be done mate. I love them wheels. 18's arn't they? I really like them, want them now!!! Think I might have to sell some of my belongings to fund for them

[Edited on 27-03-2004 by AndyCorsa]


i've got an idea!!!! you could try and sell that front bumper you've got kickin around!

you should put a plug in a few posts................
AndyCorsa
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27th Mar 04 at 03:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hehehe, lol
Yeh I think that won't cover the cost of a set of wheels that are best part of a grand
R Lee
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27th Mar 04 at 03:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sell your car and buy 4 sets of them wheels
danregs
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Originally posted by AndyCorsa
hehehe, lol
Yeh I think that won't cover the cost of a set of wheels that are best part of a grand


ok well thats not a problem just sell your sri bumper on eBay and call it an "Irmscher Front Bumper" and then i bet some1 would pay a grand for it!

you seen that sri front grill on there that the seller called "Irmscher". its on like £26 or summin! you can get em for like 15 in a vauxhall garage apparently!
AndyCorsa
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27th Mar 04 at 03:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And put them on my go-kart, and my wheelie bin
R Lee
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsa
And put them on my go-kart, and my wheelie bin


still 2 sets left.
erm...
sofa and bed!
AndyCorsa
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27th Mar 04 at 03:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by danregs

ok well thats not a problem just sell your sri bumper on eBay and call it an "Irmscher Front Bumper" and then i bet some1 would pay a grand for it!

you seen that sri front grill on there that the seller called "Irmscher". its on like £26 or summin! you can get em for like 15 in a vauxhall garage apparently!


hahaha, yeh I seen that too. Some idiot has bid on it though
Yeh thats where I got my cross hatch grille from, Vauxhall for a tenner
R Lee
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27th Mar 04 at 03:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you still interested in my shocks andy? i'm going to start advertising them again if you don't want them
AndyCorsa
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27th Mar 04 at 03:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GoldPenguin
you still interested in my shocks andy? i'm going to start advertising them again if you don't want them


Yeh I really want some new suspension mate. Want to get rid of the standard shocks and crap lowering springs but got no cash at the mo
I'll give you 4 post dated cheques if you like for 50 quid a month. Call it finance if you will, sort of

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