CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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well... not really anonymous coz we can see who posts but u get the idea lol
Addicted to CorsaSport? then talk about it freely in here. the community of CS will help you with your problems..  lol
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danregs
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Registered: 29th Jun 01
Location: Exeter, Devon
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hi my names dan and i've been a member of cs for nearly 3 years now. i cant get out of bed in the morning without checking cs first and if i dont check cs at least four or fives times a day then i start to get violent and throw gerbils at people. and if i cant find a gerbil then i start hitting passing old ladies with my handbag.
i also have a problem in that every person i meet i always think they are called either tim or ian.
thank you for listening
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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my name is richard.
i live an unfulfilled life and CS is the one road i can escape from all the torment and shouting and abuse and rape and stabbing and killing and naughtiness going on in head 
thank you for listening
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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my name is Neil
i am a night time addict, i stay here for no reason.. in the day i am grumpy with people and sometimes bite the legs of old ladies to get the wind up them a bit (they're a bit frail in their old age)
i also can't help coming on here everyday.. apart from weekends coz the g/f stays round  but.. i even have CS as my homepage!
thank you for listening
*goes on the hunt for old ladies legs*
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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hi my names andy, this is my first time at CorsaSport Anonymous i was reccomended here by my doctor...im thankful for the welcome greeting i got! even tho dan did hit me with his handbag 
i dont think i am addicted but apperently bein on corsasport for more than 10 hours a day is excessive according to my doctor.
i now understand that admitance is the first route to recovery so im now saying i have a cs addiction!
please help me!
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
hi my names andy, this is my first time at CorsaSport Anonymous i was reccomended here by my doctor...im thankful for the welcome greeting i got! even tho dan did hit me with his handbag
i dont think i am addicted but apperently bein on corsasport for more than 10 hours a day is excessive according to my doctor.
i now understand that admitance is the first route to recovery so im now saying i have a cs addiction!
please help me!
*claps*
well done on accepting the addiction! this is the 1st step to success on conqouring the addiction... thats if u want too.
(((CorsaSport has many good points, stay addicted, mwahahaha... CorsaSport owns u, it ownssss uuuu!! )))
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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lets hold hands.
we can get through this together 
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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cum by arrrrrrrrrr my lord....
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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cum by arrrrrrrrr
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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i didn't say sing a poncey song
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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 bitch 
salad my friend, salad my friend
salad, salad
til we meet again, til we meet again
salad salad
^^ remixed version of sharlom or whatever it is
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danregs
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Registered: 29th Jun 01
Location: Exeter, Devon
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by the way andy i wouldnt have hit you with my handbag if you werent wearing that head scarf!
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sxi boy
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
Location: north east Drives: clio 182
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 my name's chris and ive been a member here for nearly 2 years
i dont even own a corsa anymore yet i still come on here every day
if i dont come on here at least once a day i start to shake, i get bad headaches and i just cant concentrate on anything else
upon returning from ibiza @ 4am last year the first thing i did when i got back to the house was check on corsasport
i was recommended for CA by all my close friends as sometimes they dont see me for days and days because i cant tear myself away from here
thanks for listening
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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there there chris...
we're all in the same boat.
you can get through it
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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welcome aboard
see... its 1:54am ish n i'm still on here, i could be asleep... but nah!
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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night shift verterans
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R Lee
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too lazy to edit the spelling mistake ^^^
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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see, GoldPenguin here is also a CorsaSport post whore... instead of editing he made a complete new post!
he has the worst case in the night shift ppl send donations and we could help this poor chap over come this!
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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so sad but true
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danregs
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Registered: 29th Jun 01
Location: Exeter, Devon
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but seriously what else would we be doing at 2am in the morning. corsasport is the obvious choice surely?
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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donations made payable to me... 
we are not a proft making company
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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all donations are put to a good cause.
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danregs
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Registered: 29th Jun 01
Location: Exeter, Devon
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good cause = car mods in CS land
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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i was thinking of spending the money in tracey's strip club
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CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: VW Golf
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gd job they r made payable to me then lol
i'll look after the money in the pub i mean in the bank
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